Super Heaven: Akihiko

[fightolive]

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[fightolive]

The soda here turns people green? Why would anybody want that?

[What are the rules of soda here?]

[ziosar]

......

[Akihiko pats his face like he's trying to figure out if that soda did anything else. Weird thing, this beverage is!]

It might be some side effect. I might have gotten some other changes. More strength, or stamina.

[You wish, buddy, it's just being green]

[fightolive]

You'd drink it again if it did one of those?

[Sometimes you're just a little green.]

[ziosar]

.......

[How to answer that...]

Did you know that rancid gravy, under certain conditions, can make you feel less tired for a while?

[That's a yes. If the soda had some benefit, Akihiko would be willing to overlook the green affliction. After all, Odd Morsels and Rancid Gravy moderately heals you but causes some random status effect]

[fightolive]

[ Immediate alarm. ]

I don't think you should be eating that, even if it does have benefits. Please take care of yourself better than that.

[Hello? Hello, sir? Your stomach is suffering for these sins?]

[ziosar]

[it's aaaaall minato's fault he brings the sins for hp recovery]

It's not like I do that as a hobby!

[You sure had made it sound like that a bit, Akihiko, haha]

But yes. I won't ever again, I promise you that.

[fightolive]

What kind of situation makes somebody eat something rancid...

And thank you for your promise.

[ziosar]

Sometimes situations just get out of your control! I didn't ask for dibs on the rancid sauces, and I sure didn't ask dibs for the soda that turns you green.

[And Akihiko stashes away the can of soda to throw it away in the trash because he's a good boy and won't litter, even though he's frustrated with the Guacola]

[fightolive]

[ Surely that's worth heavenly points to whatever scoring system they're using here. ]

How out of control did your life get...

[ziosar]

Very out of control -- but it's fine.

[Clearly not, since he's dead and what not, but...oh well]