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[ At least the Cafe hasn't been messed with today.
Whoever it is, is having a time destroying the rest of the locations.
She has a little tray of rabbit shaped buns in front of her. ]
Are you hungry?
Whoever it is, is having a time destroying the rest of the locations.
She has a little tray of rabbit shaped buns in front of her. ]
Are you hungry?
[This cafe is so aesthetic. Akihiko isn't sure he likes it. And then he gets offered rabbit-shaped buns]
I--thanks?
[He's a bit surprised because, truthfully, he hadn't intended to get anything from this cafe, but he's polite enough to just accept something when offered to him like this]
I'm not used to this sort of places. It's unknown turf for me.
I--thanks?
[He's a bit surprised because, truthfully, he hadn't intended to get anything from this cafe, but he's polite enough to just accept something when offered to him like this]
I'm not used to this sort of places. It's unknown turf for me.
To... cafes?
[ It's an aesthetic cafe, but it is still a cafe. ]
Everything is very cute here.
[ It's an aesthetic cafe, but it is still a cafe. ]
Everything is very cute here.
[Early on Tuesday morning, Firefly might encounter quite the unusual sight! In the boardwalk there's an unknown person in jogging clothes! Nobody around here is green, after all.
But no, it's Akihiko. He's holding a can of something he got around here, unsure what to do with it. He never saw coming the Guacola would do this to him]
This better go away soon.
But no, it's Akihiko. He's holding a can of something he got around here, unsure what to do with it. He never saw coming the Guacola would do this to him]
This better go away soon.
[She's always awake this early in the morning, and she's squinting at the green person. It's much easier to place him once he talks.]
You're green? What happened?
You're green? What happened?
Do you think it's hard to eat things when they look too cute?
[Like tearing off the heads of gummy bears seems cruel and unusual?]
[Like tearing off the heads of gummy bears seems cruel and unusual?]
The soda here turns people green? Why would anybody want that?
[What are the rules of soda here?]
[What are the rules of soda here?]
Hmm.... I think every thing here is shaped cutely, but there's curry if you'd prefer something more savory.
......
[Akihiko pats his face like he's trying to figure out if that soda did anything else. Weird thing, this beverage is!]
It might be some side effect. I might have gotten some other changes. More strength, or stamina.
[You wish, buddy, it's just being green]
[Akihiko pats his face like he's trying to figure out if that soda did anything else. Weird thing, this beverage is!]
It might be some side effect. I might have gotten some other changes. More strength, or stamina.
[You wish, buddy, it's just being green]
Not a bad idea. It'll be better than anything else.
[Let him juuuuust get curry. Ah, here it is! Soon Akihiko has a plate of it.
It's a cute one]
They stick to their themes, don't they?
[Let him juuuuust get curry. Ah, here it is! Soon Akihiko has a plate of it.
It's a cute one]
They stick to their themes, don't they?
You'd drink it again if it did one of those?
[Sometimes you're just a little green.]
[Sometimes you're just a little green.]
They do. Looks like if you want to eat something a little more plain, you'd have to make it for yourself.
[But she will be eating this bun(ny).]
[But she will be eating this bun(ny).]
.......
[How to answer that...]
Did you know that rancid gravy, under certain conditions, can make you feel less tired for a while?
[That's a yes. If the soda had some benefit, Akihiko would be willing to overlook the green affliction. After all, Odd Morsels and Rancid Gravy moderately heals you but causes some random status effect]
[How to answer that...]
Did you know that rancid gravy, under certain conditions, can make you feel less tired for a while?
[That's a yes. If the soda had some benefit, Akihiko would be willing to overlook the green affliction. After all, Odd Morsels and Rancid Gravy moderately heals you but causes some random status effect]
[ Immediate alarm. ]
I don't think you should be eating that, even if it does have benefits. Please take care of yourself better than that.
[Hello? Hello, sir? Your stomach is suffering for these sins?]
I don't think you should be eating that, even if it does have benefits. Please take care of yourself better than that.
[Hello? Hello, sir? Your stomach is suffering for these sins?]
What kind of situation makes somebody eat something rancid...
And thank you for your promise.
And thank you for your promise.
Sometimes situations just get out of your control! I didn't ask for dibs on the rancid sauces, and I sure didn't ask dibs for the soda that turns you green.
[And Akihiko stashes away the can of soda to throw it away in the trash because he's a good boy and won't litter, even though he's frustrated with the Guacola]
[And Akihiko stashes away the can of soda to throw it away in the trash because he's a good boy and won't litter, even though he's frustrated with the Guacola]
[ Surely that's worth heavenly points to whatever scoring system they're using here. ]
How out of control did your life get...
How out of control did your life get...
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