[Early on Tuesday morning, Firefly might encounter quite the unusual sight! In the boardwalk there's an unknown person in jogging clothes! Nobody around here is green, after all.
But no, it's Akihiko. He's holding a can of something he got around here, unsure what to do with it. He never saw coming the Guacola would do this to him]
[And clearly that was a bad choice. This is what he gets for not having brought water to his jogging, and then deciding to have a drink from this boardwalk]
Did you know that rancid gravy, under certain conditions, can make you feel less tired for a while?
[That's a yes. If the soda had some benefit, Akihiko would be willing to overlook the green affliction. After all, Odd Morsels and Rancid Gravy moderately heals you but causes some random status effect]
Sometimes situations just get out of your control! I didn't ask for dibs on the rancid sauces, and I sure didn't ask dibs for the soda that turns you green.
[And Akihiko stashes away the can of soda to throw it away in the trash because he's a good boy and won't litter, even though he's frustrated with the Guacola]
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Week 0 --- Tuesday Morning
But no, it's Akihiko. He's holding a can of something he got around here, unsure what to do with it. He never saw coming the Guacola would do this to him]
This better go away soon.
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You're green? What happened?
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[And clearly that was a bad choice. This is what he gets for not having brought water to his jogging, and then deciding to have a drink from this boardwalk]
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[What are the rules of soda here?]
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[Akihiko pats his face like he's trying to figure out if that soda did anything else. Weird thing, this beverage is!]
It might be some side effect. I might have gotten some other changes. More strength, or stamina.
[You wish, buddy, it's just being green]
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[Sometimes you're just a little green.]
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[How to answer that...]
Did you know that rancid gravy, under certain conditions, can make you feel less tired for a while?
[That's a yes. If the soda had some benefit, Akihiko would be willing to overlook the green affliction. After all, Odd Morsels and Rancid Gravy moderately heals you but causes some random status effect]
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I don't think you should be eating that, even if it does have benefits. Please take care of yourself better than that.
[Hello? Hello, sir? Your stomach is suffering for these sins?]
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It's not like I do that as a hobby!
[You sure had made it sound like that a bit, Akihiko, haha]
But yes. I won't ever again, I promise you that.
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And thank you for your promise.
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[And Akihiko stashes away the can of soda to throw it away in the trash because he's a good boy and won't litter, even though he's frustrated with the Guacola]
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How out of control did your life get...
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[Clearly not, since he's dead and what not, but...oh well]